Monday, May 23, 2011

THE VLOG

Egypt

Here are a few of our goofy videos taken throughout our journey. We enjoy entertaining ourselves. Hey, if you don't find humor in your life then what's the point? Enjoy!


Attempting to kiss a camel.
At the panoramic view of the Pyramids after our camel ride. Our guide, Hany, was taking the picture and was in hysterics.


Yes, we're dumb.
In our room at the Oasis Hotel in Giza.
Oh, and by the way, I had plenty of memory cards to give her...


This one goes out to Sammy G. I forgot the words, but the show must go on.
In Karnak Temple in Luxor. Amazingly enough there was no one else around the hall we were in so we could be foolish without an audience.


Best. Video. Ever.
Right before we left Karnak Temple I had an idea and made Miriam do it. I was trying really hard not to laugh and failing miserably. A group of Australians were entertained watching us make the video, and after we finished one of the guys came over and told Miriam she needs to be on the stage. Haha. That made her day.




Listening to the call to prayer while at the Winter Palace's poolside restaurant, but it's a little overshadowed by the restaurant's Musak playing in the background. Listening to all the different mosques' call to prayer merging together everyday was really amazing.

Spuddy Buddy, our couch potato, enjoying Abu Simbel.



I wanted to sing a little "The Gods Love Nubia" while on the Nile. It was too awkward to sing while on the felluca because it was too intimate with the captain and his assistant. hahaha. Unfortunately, we got back to our hotel after the sun had set, so I'm singing in the dark, but the Nile is there and Nubia is across the way (look for the lights). Enjoy!

SIDE NOTES FROM THE ROAD

Egypt

Side notes we compiled along the way.
·         Pepto Bismol is my best friend.
·         Deoderant is awesome and more people should use it.
·         Miriamism: We are dropping pounds like crazy. (And by pounds, she means Egyptian money.)
·         Because we are American, every time we travel with a guide we need a security escort. They are packin’ like you wouldn’t believe. Today we had Ahmed, and he escorted us through Khan el-Khalili (the shopping area) and made sure we were not harassed.
(Miriam with Ahmed at the coffee and sheesha house)

·         Miriamism: My toots are uncommon (tutenkhamen).
·         I think people who have a problem with Muslims need to have some time for self-reflection. From what I have learned and seen of the Muslim religion in Egypt, it is very peaceful. They are willing to help you no matter what. Yes, there are religious extremists, but there are also Christian extremists, and more wars were started on behalf of Christianity.
(A Muslim woman in reflection at the Mohammed Ali Mosque in the Citadel)

·         Miriamism: Egypt is where our cars come to die.
·         They are trying to build new apartment buildings so fast to keep up with the ever-growing population, and they don’t seem to care about precision. We watched them throw mortar on the bricks and plop the brick down on top of the wall willy-nilly. No scraping the mortar off, no lining it up with the brick below it or to the side of it. Some of the walls have little holes where they didn’t even bother putting bricks. One building is leaning so heavily it looks like the leaning tower of Pisa. And these buildings are 10-15 floors high…
(Not sure if you can tell, but this is the leaning tower of Giza)

·         Our guide and security guard refused to sit in the back of the van with us (I think they were nervous to sit with us), so all three (driver, security, and guide) sat in the front of the van. Hilarious looking from behind.
·         Don’t lie and say you’re married. Or if you do, be prepared for a barrage of questions (how long have you been married? Do you have kids? Why don’t you have any kids? When do you think is a good time for a woman to have kids?...and then they suggest certain oils that will make my husband bigger and longer and draw pictures to demonstrate…)
·         Miriamism: How could they lose these?! (Exclaimed at the Karnak Temple ruins that were buried under sand for thousands of years.)
·         Egyptian men have a strange love for Celine Dion, Whitney Houston…and Michael Bolton.
·         Do most of your shopping at the airport. The stuff is real, the prices are fixed, and most things are cheaper than what you can bargain down to in the souqs.
·         Miriamism: The best Egyptian drivers are driving cabs in New York City. (and that's scary)

·         If you plan on flying Egypt Air make sure to tell them your food preferences before you fly. On both flights they ran out of beef and chicken by the time they got to us, leaving only fish (which neither of us eat) so we were starving by the time we landed.
·         Remember to get bug spray. While eating dinner outside, the bugs decided to make a meal out of us. Miriam seemed to be the delicacy on their menu as she has 75 bug bites from her shins down to her feet (!!!). I am not even kidding. She just counted—60 on one leg alone.
·         Egyptians are very proud of their new country and love to talk about it. It’s absolutely fascinating. I wish them luck on creating their new democracy.
 

HEADING HOME

Aswan, Egypt - Cairo, Egypt
(Saturday, May 21st and Sunday, May 22nd)
We awoke early (again) in order to catch the sunrise and our flight back to Cairo, but we had an unexpected “surprise” welcome us in our hotel bathroom. Shoeless Miriam discovered we had giant roaches running around the bathroom, which completely grossed us out and we refused to use the bathroom for anything. Skipped the face washing, the teeth brushing, the EVERYTHING. Gross!
We made sure our bags were packed and headed down to breakfast, only to find an empty restaurant. Finally we found someone to help us who told us our breakfast was a fixed menu. He brought out the plates, and we realized it wasn’t much better than the breakfast box from the day before. Oh well! Time to play with the food!
(My little man-face sandwich)


(Miriam with the plate of bread they served for breakfast...)

At least the view was spectacular—we were dining on the deck right next to the Nile and watching the sun coming up and the locals starting their days. A couple of fishermen floated past us, bringing up their long rope with hooks on it. It was fascinating to watch.


We met our driver, headed to the airport, and boarded our plane back to Cairo. We met a few older American women on our flight—the third group of Americans we had seen the whole trip! Miriam told them how we had won our trip, and they were so excited they started telling everyone. It was pretty hilarious hearing little conversations start up all around the luggage carousel about us.
Eslam, our Cairo travel agent, met us at the airport and brought us back to the Oasis Hotel in Giza, where my plans were to sit by the pool and relax for the rest of our time in Egypt. We ordered some hummus and my strawberry juice (I’m obsessed!) and some ice cream desserts for fun and swam and relaxed for the afternoon. We discovered a TON of Americans staying at the hotel this go around—everyone had been German or Australian earlier in the week. It was very interesting to see so many Americans!
Miriam was all worried because she hadn’t finished shopping for gifts and was trying to convince herself to take a car into Cairo to visit Khan al-Khalil again, the busy souq in Islamic Cairo, but decided to wait until we got to the airport the next day. Fingers crossed the airport would have shops with what we wanted—we were leaving Egypt with little in purchases since the shopping was so difficult for us.
Once the pool closed we headed back to the room and treated ourselves to room service, packed up our bags, showered (yay! A clean shower!), skyped with my mom (who was relieved to see we were still alive), and passed out.
Our alarm went off at 4am (this whole early morning thing has got to stop!), and we rolled out of bed, grabbed our bags, had breakfast in the hotel lobby, and headed to the airport, waving goodbye to the Pyramids and the Nile as we passed them by.
Once we were checked in at the airport we noticed a ton of shops with all sorts of little Egyptian souvenirs we had been looking for in the souqs. The difference? These items were real (a lot of the souqs sell fake items or things made in China), had a fixed price, and were CHEAPER than the souqs! I had bought myself a mother-of-pearl inlaid box for a discount in a price-fixed shop in Aswan and found it for $5 cheaper at the airport! Crazy! Who knew?!
Rule of thumb: Save most of your shopping for the airport when in Cairo!
We realized, though, that Ashraf, our music man, had given us an amazing deal on our purchases. Almost $5 cheaper per item than the airport prices. We love that man!
The airport doesn’t have everything we had looked at in the souqs, but we had so much fun filling up our luggage with the souvenirs we had hoped to buy during our travels but hadn’t.
And now here we are, on the plane, heading back to NYC. The flight is completely different from our flight to Cairo. Our flight to Egypt had been filled mostly with Egyptians—Miriam and I had been amongst a handful of tourists—but this flight is almost all American tourists. Where were all these people before? Ha!
All in all, we had an AMAZING experience—some of it good, some of it not so good, some of it totally crazy, but all amazing nevertheless. I look forward to my next adventure, but for now…
Home, Sweet Home. 
(Miriam and Eslam at departures)

(Bye, Egypt! Thanks for the memories!)

THE GODS LOVE NUBIA

Aswan, Egypt
(Friday, May 20th)
After Abu Simbel and shopping we rushed back to our hotel, threw down our stuff, and hurried out to the water to meet our felucca captain as we were a half-hour late for our felucca ride! Oops.
(Our captain, Sero)

(Other feluccas sailing the Nile)

Sero, our captain, took us out on the water in his boat with the help of his assistant and we started off towards the Nubian village he lives in across the way. Both Sero and his assistant are Nubian, a very proud and hard-working people. When we got to the Nubian village, Sero took us into his home where his family was preparing lunch for us.
Their living conditions were fascinating! Each and every room had two or more beds in it—there were family members everywhere—and It looked to be really run down and sparse…and then there was the flat screen they were all watching in one of the bedrooms. What?! They looked like they didn’t have much money but then they whipped out cell phones while watching a flat screen. We don’t even have a flat screen! His young daughters were fascinated by us and kept popping their heads in to look at us. They were cute.
(The most amazing Egyptian meal EVER)

Then the meal came…I can’t even begin to describe how amazing it was! By far, it was the BEST meal we had in Egypt. It consisted of fresh pita, tomatoes with a delicious spice on them, rice like we’ve never eaten before, fresh chicken, and an okra/tomato concoction that we practically ate directly from the serving bowl. It was SO GOOD. We stuffed ourselves until we couldn’t eat any more, and then it was time for our felucca ride!


In a food coma, we started sailing around Aswan on the Nile River. The ride was beautiful but really hot. There was a shade on the boat, but the sun was able to sneak around it—it was around 110 degrees out on the water. There wasn’t much wind, so we didn’t have a strong breeze, which meant we moved slowly through the water since feluccas don’t have motors, but it was really delightful.


It was so interesting watching the Nubian people across the way, seeing their livelihoods on the water as they fished and swam and sailed. A number of young boys had taken out small canoes and rafts and would grab hold of a passing felucca or motor boat and take it for a ride. I envied them—I wanted to get in the water so bad!
(One canoe of boys)

Miriam mentioned wanting to see a crocodile, which aren’t in the Nile around Aswan (they are, however, in Lake Nasser around Abu Simbel), and our captain got very excited and took us over to a village across the way, where we met his friends who just happened to have three crocodiles! One 18 year old monster and two 5 year olds. They then insisted we hold one of the little ones! Miriam was petrified, but she handled it like a trooper!
(Yep, she's nervous)



The old man in the shop LOVED me and insisted on cuddling up next to me when we were taking the pictures. Kind of creepy, but he was harmless. Hahaha. The crocodile felt so bizarre and interesting! I loved getting the chance to hold it!
(The Sahel village where we held the crocodile)

(Miriam in the sunset)

It was getting late and we had been on the water for quite some time, but on our way back to the hotel the wind died. No wind equals no sailing. We were rowed over to a landing and then Sero insisted on walking us back to our hotel (about 15 minutes away). It was very interesting walking with him because no one approached us. They would walk up to him say something and then walk away. He said as long as we are with someone the touts are not allowed to approach us directly—they have to speak with him first. Ah, lovely.
We got back to our hotel, said goodbye to Sero, and went to freshen up before braving the souq again. Maybe it was because it was Friday, the first day of the weekend in Egypt, or because it was really warm, but we were left completely alone while walking on the Corniche, and the touts in the market weren’t very pushy at all, most of them just calling to us from their shops.
We headed straight to the musical instrument shop and found Ashraf, the man who owns it, and insisted on making some purchases. He had told us the night before that he didn’t want to haggle with us so he gave us amazing prices on things. He offered us a small, hand-painted, camel-hide drum for one quarter of the price of other shops. Awesome. His instruments were really neat and he took great time with us—we LOVED shopping at his shop. He didn’t pressure us to buy anything, he demonstrated what all of the instruments sounded like and told us which ones were real and which were meant for decoration.
We ended up getting a medium sized oud (a lute-like string instrument), drums, and tambourines. Everything was hand-made and hand-painted by the African people. They are really neat.
Fresh off our great shopping experience we realized a young man who had tried to sell me a decorative pyramid had followed me down to the music store and had waited, trying to convince me to buy the pyramid. I was in the perfect haggling mood and really wanted an alabaster pyramid and wasn’t sure if I would be able to get one if I didn’t take him up on it. He claims it’s alabaster, but I’m not so sure—whatever, it’s pretty! His original asking price had been 150LE ($25 US), and I told him I only had 20LE left. After following me down to the music store he offered it to me for 30LE ($5). It probably was only worth the 20LE that I had, but I knew he was probably struggling to sell anything these days with so few tourists so I didn’t push it. Miriam offered to “lend” me the extra 10LE (remember, I supposedly only had 20LE left), and we headed back to our hotel, feeling successful for once and feeling much better about Aswan after the amazing day we had had.
The day had been so positive, especially spending so much time with the amazing Nubian people. They really are a testament to perseverance and are so sweet and welcoming. The Gods love Nubia (according to the song), and so do we.
(Aswan after sunset from the felucca)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

THE RACE TO THE SUN

Aswan, Egypt - Abu Simbel, Egypt
(Friday, May 20th)

2:30 am.
Too early. Seriously. But we crawled out of bed and got ourselves ready and ventured to the lobby to meet our driver. Our hotel provided breakfast boxes, but, much like our room, they left much to be desired. A couple stale rolls, prawn flavored chips (guh-ross), an apricot that looked like it had passed through many hands…you get the picture. Luckily for us it was so early that there was no way we could really eat, so we headed out with our driver to join the convoy going to Abu Simbel.
(Prawn flavored chips. I'm excited about it.)


Abu Simbel is a temple 3.5 hours drive away from Aswan, a temple by Ramses II dedicated to Ra, the sun god. It’s carved into a mountain and is absolutely massive in size, but we’ll get to that later. Back to the convoy…
Abu Simbel is located 40km from the border of Sudan, so the Egyptian government, in an effort to keep tourists safe, requires tourists to travel in large convoys to and from the site, the first one leaving around 4am. It includes everything from private cars (like we had) to giant tour busses. Hundreds of vehicles traveling together. We were so early to the convoy that not only were we the first ones in line, but we even beat security, and Miriam made the mistake of mentioning to our driver that we like being first…
(Part of the convoy, waiting for our drive)

The convoy started and so did the racing. A toe-curling, hair-raising, jockeying-positions race between the drivers to try to be among the first to arrive. Our driver was going around 95mph the whole way in an effort to keep us in the front pack, and I was petrified. So much for relaxing, enjoying the desert, and trying to get some additional sleep in! Miriam said later that she wondered when I was going to tackle him so that she could take over the driving. So scary!!
But it paid off, I must admit. We were one of the first vehicles to arrive, and when we finally walked down to the site, the view was AMAZING, and completely devoid of people. Not many people can get a picture of Abu Simbel without a single person in it (with the exception of the guard sitting in the doorway…). It was HUGE! And it’s located right next to Lake Nasser, the world’s largest man-made lake. It was a beautiful sight.
(Abu Simbel and itty bitty Miriam...and no one else. Awesome.)





(Whispering into Ramses's ear)


The inside of the temple was really cool, too, but we weren’t allowed to take pictures. So I took some anyways. Hehehe. I like to say my belly takes really good shots, as I have the camera hanging from my neck strap, aim it upwards, and cough loudly as I click the shutter closed. Almost got caught once when I didn’t really try to cough—I didn’t realize there were people walking throughout the temple watching for people taking pictures. He came around the corner and started following me around for a while. So close!
(My illegal photos)


We then had a lot of fun with Spuddy Buddy, our couch potato (he lives on our couch), the Idaho mascot my brother sent me. Spuddy has been having adventures all over Egypt, culminating at Abu Simbel. He has also seen the Pyramids, ridden a camel, and entertained a lot of Egyptian men (they thought he was hilarious). Ever the comedian, that Spuddy Buddy.
(Hot potato)




(The crowd we missed because of our lead-foot driver)

After we had taken every type of picture you can with Abu Simbel, we ventured over to the Temple of Hathor. It was much smaller so we finished it pretty quickly, which left us with a lot of time left before the convoy headed back to Aswan…which meant walking through the souvenir market with the pushy touts. We were able to evade them pretty well and decided to grab a soda and sit in the shade (the merchant tried to double the price on the sodas—almost $4 US for one can—and we laughed in his face and left. Suddenly, the price dropped to around $1.60. Much more reasonable).
(Temple of Hathor)

(View of Abu Simbel from Temple of Hathor)

(Find Spuddy Buddy! Hint: He's in the hieroglyphics.)

(The baboon frieze on top of Abu Simbel)

(Lake Nasser, the world's largest man-made lake)

When the convoy headed back, our driver was much slower (he had been trying to get us there first, after all)—around 75mph. That I could handle, but he wanted to get around a big bus and kept tailgating it and then driving in the left lane to try to get around it until he was forced back behind the bus when a car came from the other direction. This continued for over two hours. Once again, I was petrified. Imagine being in a car that drifts into the left lane as you are taking a corner or going over a hill and can’t see the traffic coming from the other direction…nail-biting!!
But the mirages in the desert were fascinating to see, and we had great conversations with our driver, who was around our age. He even convinced Miriam to sing for him (“Somewhere Over the Rainbow,” which he had never heard before!). He shared “nuts” with us that looked and tasted just like pumpkin seeds. Miriam and I ate the whole seed, including the shell, like we usually do in the States, and that made him laugh. He thought we were crazy. Then he said, “Be careful not to eat the cover (shell) because…hmm, how do you say in English? There will grow a snake in your belly,” at which point I figured out he meant parasites! Whaaaa?! But he said we should be fine as we only had a few…*ahem*
He offered to take us to a jewelry shop/souvenir bazaar whose Cairo store we had visited earlier in the week and wanted to visit again, so we were able to get a little more shopping done and it saved us having to haggle with a cab driver to take us there. Phew!
We made it back to the hotel in one piece! Exhausted from lack of sleep, sticky from the heat, but ready for the rest of our day!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

GALABIYAA TO THE RESCUE

Luxor, Egypt - Aswan, Egypt
(Thursday, May 19th)
I woke up at 3am completely petrified about our train ride—two and a half hours earlier than I needed to. Nervous, mostly, about the obnoxious men that would swarm us the moment we entered the station. I was so nervous that I couldn’t eat, which was incredibly sad because of the amazing breakfast waiting for us (remember the angels?), but then along came our hero and driver, Arabi.
He not only took us to the station, but took us to our platform, and stayed with us until our train came, making sure to get us on the train before he left. And since our train ended up being an hour and a half late, he stuck around for a long time. It was really fun chatting with him—he learned English on the street by listening to the tourists he would drive around. He spoke pretty well, but there was a lot he still didn’t understand so we were having interesting conversations. Miriam and I have noticed we have started talking in broken English to help them understand! American English is much harder for them all than British English. We were having fun swapping words with Arabi—he taught us some Arabic and we taught him some English—and he was enjoying reading some of our things out loud (he confessed that although he picked up speaking English pretty quickly, the reading part is a lot harder).
(Arabi, wearing a traditional galabiyaa)

(Arabi gave us a natural fruit drink called Rani. It had big chunks of fruit inside. We loved it! Miriam is amusing Arabi with her need to get all the fruit chunks out of her can)

When we were finally on the train, we noticed a TON of other young tourists in our car. We were not alone! Yay! And what was funny was that the touristy things to do in Aswan are so few and small that we kept running into our train mates all over town!
The train took us through the Egyptian countryside, which was beautiful and interesting to watch—all the farming families in their fields, the donkeys pulling carts, the women carrying things on top of their heads—we kept seeing the lush countryside replaced with desert and vice versa as the train snaked through the land.
We finally arrived in Aswan and immediately began to breathe a little easier, even though it was almost 20 degrees hotter than Luxor (the temp in the shade was around 110 degrees...I here a musical in there!). For the most part we were being left alone by the people. Yay! We met up with Waleed, our travel agent for this leg of the trip, and checked into our hotel, the Isis Corniche.

Because most people who visit Aswan stay on cruise ships, the hotels aren't that great. We were prepared (slightly) for a less-than-perfect experience...
A word on the room: dis-gus-ting! The hotel was groups of one floor bungalows along the Nile. The reception looked beautiful as well as the facades to the garden view rooms, but the facades of the Nile view rooms were not looking so pretty…We were told we were upgraded to a Nile view room. Yay! Except that I had BOOKED a Nile view room…In the room, the Nile view was AWESOME—it was literally right outside the window—but the floor felt and looked like it hadn’t been swept in ages (we almost refused to take off our shoes) and the bathroom was so horrifyingly disgusting that we vowed we would not take a shower in the filthy tub (sooooo gross!). Sponge-bathing it is!
As soon as we threw down our stuff we headed out to start our tour of Aswan with our guide Eslam. Aswan is a little big city, if you know what I mean. There is a lot of life, especially with the Nubian people who have lived on the Nile for generations upon generations (the story of Aida is a Nubian story), but there isn’t a whole lot to see in ancient history when comparing it to Luxor.
Eslam took us first to the granite quarry, also home to the Unfinished Obelisk. Ancient Egyptians would build large obelisks (much like the Washington monument in DC) out of the granite and carve them with hieroglyphics before shipping them down the Nile in pieces to the various temples. It usually took around seven years to complete an obelisk. However, this obelisk started cracking and breaking apart during the construction process and was abandoned and left, you guessed it, unfinished.
(The Unfinished Obelisk)

(Miriam tempted to walk off with a piece of granite)

It was pretty neat because our guide was so knowledgeable that we learned the whole ancient process of building one of those. How in the world the ancient Egyptians figured out all that is beyond me! They were extremely intelligent people.
We were then off to the High Dam, a large dam created to stop the Nile from flooding for three months of every year. This dam helped create Lake Nasser, the largest man-made lake in the world, but it also displaced the Nubians who were living and thriving along the Nile right where the dam was built.
(Miriam on the High Dam)


(A tank still keeping order by the High Dam)
 

Our last stop was at Philae Temple, a temple located out on an island in the middle of the Nile, so we boarded a motorboat and sailed out there. Being on the water was beautiful, and I even got a chance to stick my hand in the Nile! It was soooo lovely. I would have loved to have jumped in to the water like the young Nubian children by the docks. We were quite envious of them.
Eslam showed us all around Philae Temple and even taught us a little about reading hieroglyphics. There were only a handful of other tourists there when we first got there, so we practically had the place to ourselves, the big busloads of people were sailing over as we left! Phew!
(View of Philae Temple from our boat)


(The Coptic Christians had burned Christian crosses into the walls)




(With Eslam, our fantastic tour guide, on the boat back to the mainland)


We headed back to our hotel to freshen up and then headed out to the street. Remember what I said about the men leaving us alone? Well, it no longer applied. We wanted to grab a bite to eat, and the only good restaurant we had heard about was a cab ride away, so we decided to hit up our favorite fine dining establishment. Sing along with me now! Doo doo doo doo doo!
(The view from our hotel window)


Fully re-energized, we decided to hit the souq, or Aswan Market, as It’s supposed to be the best one in Egypt for souvenirs. The market was really neat, as there are spice shops everywhere, so it’s very colorful, but the people, like in Luxor, were very pushy. The best part was that they kept coming up to us saying, “No hassle shop! Come into my shop! We don’t hassle you!” Apparently, they don’t know the definition of the phrase “No hassle.” One young boy (why are the young ones always the problem?!) kept following us down the street trying to convince us to buy his postcards and saying he doesn’t hassle so please buy. I told him, “You are the definition of the word hassle, honey.”
(A spice shop in the souq)

(Learning to play the drums, badly)

We only went into the shops that really didn’t hassle us—the ones where the men sat outside their shops and asked if we would like to come in. The ones who got in our faces and wouldn’t leave us alone didn’t stand a chance. It’s a shame, too, because we would have loved to have gone into some of the shops, but the minute we turned our heads towards them they were on us like vultures—a HUGE turn-off.
We ventured into a music shop and the owner showed us how to play the various African instruments he had, and because we were stressed out from the hassle from the other street vendors, we took his card so we could possibly make some purchases the next day. Today there would be no buying anywhere.
We headed back to the hotel and collapsed into bed. We have another early morning—2:30am alarm—to join the convoy to Abu Simbel in the morning! Can’t wait!

(Good night from the Nile)